current christmas present ideas for my significant other

a bow tie; a whoopee cushion; a where the wild things are costume; an extremely classy second-hand lamp (for when you’re old and important and need to read important books from an important chair); a notebook titled footballers i met and liked; a poster that said loving you is so easy because you’re so beautiful; a night where we both do a lot of drinking and catch the ferry home.

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